Is that C.C. Making Love in the Middle Stall?
Over the weekend, the New York Yankees were taking on the Tampa Rays in extremely meaningful games with first place on the line. However, the best action of the day might have been taking place in the mens room, as a couple had passionate Yankee Stadium sex for the better part of two and a half innings! At first, the suspect appeared to be C.C. Sabathia, but after closer examination it turned out to be a skinny white guy in a Sabathia t-shirt. Check it out below:
First of all, I’m sure the girl’s father must be so proud. If only all of our daughters could grow up to have sex at some bathroom in the South Bronx. Second of all, if the rumors are true, then dude lasted a solid 45 to an hour. Reggie Jackson has the nickname Mr. October, Derek Jeter inherited Mr. November and I think it’s time we go ahead and crown this guy Mr. September. That is how you come up big during a pennant race! Last but not least, why are there people in the bathroom taking pictures and video? You bought a ticket to see a Yankee game and decided to hang out in the bathroom and watch two youngsters in heat? Next time, stay home and search the internet if that’s the kind of entertainment you are yearning. Overall, another great example of how sports, alcohol and smart phones bring out the best our society has to offer..
Base balling been berry berry good to me…